Predictions for 2007 - Guaranteed to come true!

World: More people will die in Iraq... for nothing.

USA: Democratic Congress will repeal the 22nd Amendment and allow Bill Clinton to run in '08. He's the only Democrat that can win. Really.

CA: This summer will be even hotter than '06 and we'll continue to be the only state acknowledging climate change.

Los Angeles: The Mexican guy that drives the fruit & vegetable van in my neighborhood will continue to block the entire street so no cars can get by. How the cops let him get away with this is anybody's guess.

Speaking of my neighborhood. I'd like to award the guy across the street from me as the official, "Cock of the Block." I knew from the first time I laid eyes on him that he was trash. This guy is huge first of all. Muscles everywhere you look. They are covered with the obligatory tattoos as well. He shaves his head and you know the rules if you shave your head. You have to grow a goatee too. Anyway, he drives this HUMONGOUS truck. I mean it's the biggest pick up truck I've ever seen. I have no idea what he does for a living, but if it's not hauling life-size replicas of the Statue of Liberty, this truck is purely attempting to make up for having a small dick. Parking is a premium on my block and this guy's truck takes up at least three spots. I thought there was no way this guy could look more like a cock until a few weeks ago when I saw his latest purchase. The only thing that could be more annoying than owning a huge truck for no good reason would be to own a loud-ass Harley Davidson. I fuckin hate Harleys. When one passes by, you have to basically put your life and your thoughts on hold until the noisy bastard rides away. Congratulations, my neighbor, you are a genuine Cock of the Block.

Super Bowl XLI: Baltimore vs Philly. The Ravens D will be too much for Jeff Garcia and B-more goes home w/ their second championship in seven years.

NCAA Final 4: UNC, UCLA, Kansas, Georgetown with UNC winning it all.

NBA: Phoenix vs. Detroit - The Suns finally win one

World Series: WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!